Hit-and-Run Comet

Ability

Timing: You can set this. If set, you can play it at any time while your opponent is at 2 or less life.
■ "Oh Shi--": Deal 2 damage to your opponent. At the end of turn, deal 2 damage to you. (Uh oh, it's making a u-tur--)

"I hate this universe so much."